Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Kylie Jenner's Rear End Gets Her Sued

Kylie Jenner's Rear End Gets Her Sued

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The first car accident Kylie Jenner ever had just scored her another milestone -- her first big fat lawsuit.

Kylie's being sued for the 3-car pileup she allegedly started back in August 2013 -- just 18 days after her 16th birthday. TMZ broke the story ... Kylie was driving a Mercedes G-Wagon when a witness says she slammed into the back of a car stopped in traffic.

1105_kylie_jenner_accident_august_tmz_wm_DATE_SUBAccording to the lawsuit, Kylie started a chain reaction ... hitting a Toyota ... which then rear-ended a Subaru. The woman who was driving the Subaru is suing her for being a negligent driver. She's also suing Kris Jenner because they believe she was the registered owner of the Mercedes.

The woman's attorney tells us she suffered injuries to her neck and back.

Relevant note: Kylie was involved in another accident almost a year later -- this time in a Range Rover -- though it wasn't clear whether she caused that one.

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Suge Knight Surrenders on Robbery Charges To Sympathetic Judge

Suge Knight Surrenders on Robbery Charges To Sympathetic Judge 

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Suge Knight was just taken into custody for allegedly robbing a photog in Beverly Hills, but the judge was extremely sympathetic, saying he clearly understands why a celeb would be driven to extremes when the paparazzi shoot their young children.

TMZ was in court Wednesday afternoon when Suge appeared with his lawyer, James Blatt, to formally surrender ... he's been in Vegas since the arrest warrant was issued last week.

Judge Keith Schwartz said he couldn't cut Suge a break because the D.A. has filed charges, but he said he understands how upsetting it is when paparazzi aggressively go after young children.

The judge also mentioned Justin Bieber being chased down an L.A. freeway, adding, "What kind of lunatics do that?"

The judge set bail at $500,000 and Suge was taken into custody and given priority for booking.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

If Lady Gaga Had A Mugshot It Might Look Like This

If Lady Gaga Had A Mugshot It Might Look Like This


So, Lady Gaga is re-entering our lives.

So, Lady Gaga is re-entering our lives.
And she’s doing it with dangerous shoes, robo-dresses, and camo loafer-wearing men to hold her up along the way.
Are YOU excited for the release of her forthcoming single and iPhone all “Artpop”? No? In that case don’t worry because she’s still dressing weird and that’s always fun.

She visited the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills this week wearing her favorite blond weave, a silver Judy Jetson dress, and her signature look of malcontent.

She visited the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills this week wearing her favorite blond weave, a silver Judy Jetson dress, and her signature look of malcontent.
Since her makeup is surprisingly understated, countless websites will inevitably go for click bait headlines like “SEE GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP” and ” SHOCKING: Gaga Hits L.A. With NO Makeup.” (And if you were HuffPo and you were tweeting, you’d say something slightly more obnoxious like “Guess what Lady Gaga DIDN’T Wear when she stepped out in L.A.” But you wouldn’t have to click it thanks to@HuffPoSpoilers.)
But at BuzzFeed Fashion, we’re classier than that. We won’t mask the truth and act like 1. Gaga isn’t wearing any makeup in these photos (she is, please) or that 2. These photos should be taken for anything other than what they are, which is…

This is totally what Gaga would look like if she ever had to pose for a mug shot.

This is totally what Gaga would look like if she ever had to pose for a mug shot.

It meets the top three celebrity mugshot requirements.

It meets the top three celebrity mugshot requirements.

1. Mussed but not totally unkempt hair.

1. Mussed but not totally unkempt hair.
As demonstrated here by She of the Most Glamorous Mugshots Ever, Paris Hilton.

2. Very little makeup but enough so that you know she at least filled in her eyebrows and put ChapStick on.

2. Very little makeup but enough so that you know she at least filled in her eyebrows and put ChapStick on.
Maybe Aquaphor.

And 3. A vaguely quizzical expression.

And 3. A vaguely quizzical expression.

So: Mugshot Gaga!

So: Mugshot Gaga!
Maybe that’s the title of her second new single. It’s something she would do.

Obama Is Totally Just Copying Other Presidents

Obama Is Totally Just Copying Other Presidents


Heading a soccer ball? Nixon did it.

 

Painting? Come on! Bush!

 

Messing around in the White House corridors? Kennedy did it.

 

Throwing around the ole’ pigskin? Clinton loved it.

 

Playing with guns? Reagan beat cha.

 

Fist bump? Yea G.H.W.B has got you covered.

 

Topless? Sorry, Ford has been there.

 

The three-way peace handshake? Carter. Dammit.

 

Feet on desk? BUSH!

 

Big Bird has no loyalty to Obama.

 

But Obama will always have superheros.

But Obama will always have superheros.

Dammit REAGAN!

Dammit REAGAN!